"Says the pouting, door-slamming, hormonal teenager-who-doesn't-like-being-called-a-teenager." Alec felt his blood pressure rise a little. "I've put up with you like this for three days and by now even the worst woman on PMS has calmed down by now."
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"Says the pouting, door-slamming, hormonal teenager-who-doesn't-like-being-called-a-teenager." Alec felt his blood pressure rise a little. "I've put up with you like this for three days and by now even the worst woman on PMS has calmed down by now."