Nothing made Alec appreciate condoms more than right now - may he never have a teenage version of himself someday.

Probably another adult with experience with kids would have done something different, but Alec lifted his food and kicked the doorknob right off the door. It made opening the door a lot easier. With the door open, Alec stood square in the doorway and folded his hands over his chest. "Oh good, you're not naked." He deadpanned.