Sock on the Door (For Peter)
It was sometime in the afternoon when Alec returned to the room. He hadn't been back since he came upon a sock on the door and so he spent the night with someone else. He had to give Peter props for the amount of times the kid was using the sock, but he was slightly surprised every time he'd come in, take one look at Peter, and just know nothing happened. Alec often wondered what the hell was wrong with Peter since it seemed like they were both willing to get busy with one another, but at least he was having sex and at the end of the day, that was wall that mattered.
When he pushed through the door, he called out a 'hey! I'm back." In case Peter cared, which Alec knew he would.
When he pushed through the door, he called out a 'hey! I'm back." In case Peter cared, which Alec knew he would.
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He sent him a look that seemed to say 'why would it be weird?'
"Okay. So, ignoring Liz-" to which there was a pointedly 'no cop outs' look directed to him. "Top 3 cutest chicks. She doesn't matter."
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"Probably... Corbie, River, and Moana," he says. "Don't ask me to rank them." Just admitting he found them attractive was enough.
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Alec was going to assume he meant River Tam and not River Song who, as Alec knew from experience, would probably break Peter's mind in bed. Tam was probably a better one to find attractive.
"Not bad." Though two of them were off the table for Alec. "Definite theme. Though Corbie's blonde so good mixing that up." He thought about it. "Corbie's definite top three. But I'd have to go with Maya and Emma instead."
Alec... Didn't have a type. His type was women. Though perhaps it was just 'strong women'.
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"Why are you so interested in who I find attractive, anyway?"
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Alec looked a little confused. "I...don't?" He blinked. "Have you never say around and talked about hot girls before?"
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For Peter, it was Liz. For Ned, it was Betty.
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Clearly Peter and Ned were doing it wrong.
"So.. you just pined over one girl the entire time?" HoeHow boring. His expression did not look impressed by that.
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That was sad. Then he thought of Brain who pined after Max. Seemed like maybe nerds couldn't help themselves.
"Okay, well, fine. As sad as that is, I'll roll with it. Why was Liz pretty? The one from home which you screwed up."
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"That's Liz." Peter doesn't think there's any need for any further explanation.
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He took a long look at her, then nodded with an acknowledgement of agreement.
"Okay, yeah, she's pretty." For a teenager anyways. Probably she'd be hotter in college.
"And you almost had a chance with her,huh? Bummer."
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Peter looks at the image of other-Liz for awhile, not saying anything.
"I don't know why no one asked her before me."
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Alec's expression almost seemed to call Peter an idiot as he quietly sat there. "Or, you know, the girl just liked you and you were too dumb to see it."
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Peter stops there and looks at Alec.
"Han Solo said I know."
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"... what?" Alec just started at him. "You mean that guy in Star Wars?"
Alec was not following at all.
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Peter looks at Alec wide-eyed.
"Liz liked me."
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"No shit." Alec deadpanned. He had to wonder if there were any other girls who liked Peter now and the poor kid was just completely oblivious. "It took you this long to figure it out?"
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He gestures again.
"She's gorgeous and smart and funny and --"
Peter stops. He's still stunned by this whole realization. He'd thought her I know had been an I know of acknowledgement. Not a Han Solo I know of I like you, too.
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Alec wasn't sure to be embarrassed for Peter's revelation or happy or what. For a kid who was so smart in some things, he was so dumb in others. "Maybe when you go back, you can find her again and ask her out and not fuck it up this time." He said the comment before really considering it.
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"I ditched her at Homecoming and I got her dad arrested and she moved cross-country to Oregon," he says. "I don't think it's going to work out."
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"You didn't get her dad arrested. Spider-Man did." Alec figured the girl back home had no idea who Peter was. "Besides, her dad was a tool and you can move if you really like her."
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Peter had been flaky and unreliable because of his responsibilities as Spider-Man. Even if it weren't malicious, he still hurt the people around him. Especially those that didn't know he was Spider-Man. And it was better that not a lot of people knew. Ned and May and Mr. Stark and Happy were enough.
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"Wait." Alec looked at Peter. He didn't really care about who Peter dated, but. "Please tell me you're not planning on being celibate for your whole superhero life."
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"Dude, you can't live your life like that. You can have fun and still save the damn world. Or are all your other superhero friends equally as alone and depressing?" Alec could not phathom it.
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