"Alright, fine." He paused and thought. It was sort of cheating, but, "Max and I decide to save the day because that's what we do and we end up at a strip club -" He shot Peter a look that said 'relax' " - and there's this mermaid there and we decide to help her escape, but some guy shows up we think is the enemy and while we're kicking his ass, the mermaid is captured and that dude ends up being the mermaid's mate. So we team up and get her back and those two swim away happily ever after... then Max and I high five each other."