Thankfully Alec was trained enough not to have his expression change as he listened. But really - that was probably the most embarrassing thing he had ever heard, and Peter talked a lot. He blinked, trying not to look too judgy. There were parts that didn't surprise him - like how Peter had to fight 'the boss' like it was some sort of video game or how Stark had to praise him. Alec was sure the Psy-ops division would have a field day psychoanalyzing that day dream.

"How would you be able to take on all the alien guys if you don't kill them? And why wouldn't the 'boss' just do whatever he wanted to do while you were fighting the other guys?"