"Mr. Stark likes to drink and sleep with women," Peter points out. He may or may not have read Tony Stark's unofficial biography. Was there an Avenger who stole stuff?

Peter stops to think, trying to dredge up some memory from the superhero chan that he used to visit before things got weird and they started posting pictures of him. He knows Quill stole the orb, but it's probably not a good idea to bring it up now.

Then it comes to him in a flash of brilliance. Peter directs a single finger at Alec, as if he has just suddenly caught him in the act.

"I stole Captain America's shield," he says, excitedly.